Departure from gate two

When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.

"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."

by Guy Cbk November 09, 2012

Oust Gaddafi From Libya

Taking a particularly hard crap when severely constipated.

GUY 1: Hey, you up for watching the game in 10 minutes?
GUY 2: Nah, man. I gotta go try to oust Gaddafi from Libya first.
GUY 1: Ouch, sorry. Good luck with that.

by ww4501 March 02, 2011

Carl from Jimmy Neutron

I don't think I've ever seen a more intimidating foe, the ground trembles before him. If he wants you, he will find you. Even god couldn't escape.

Person 1: Man its a nice day today
*Carl emerges from nearby volcano*
Person 2: What is tha-
*Person 2's sentence cut off short by the entire planet collapsing into itself and the screams of every human as they die a horrible death*

Carl from Jimmy Neutron

by stanky leg man November 14, 2018

ass from a hole in the ground

Someone who is clueless

He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by Muncy Reader January 23, 2016

home away from home

place where you hang out like it’s your second home

“ where is Bob?”

“he’s at his home away from home”

by goawaythisisnt4u October 13, 2017

lizard people from history

If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...

Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!

by QuacksO October 29, 2018

built from the ground up

Fine. Stacked. Look good.

Girl, you are built from the ground up..

by LsUgirl2478 June 07, 2017