The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks
During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.
by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015
Get the Dutch Flapjacksmug. When you smoke a lot of joints/bongs with your car windows up. Then as you open the windows or doors, smokes poors out.
by kinkiikyz October 14, 2010
Get the dutched upmug. A bicycle with a normal design (has a wide seat, suspension, a back rack, chainguard, mudguard) that can be ridden in an upright position (upright as in sitting or walking); a Gazelle, Batavus, or Azor bicycle; a mode of transportation
I'm getting rid of my horrible mountain bike and getting a Dutch bicycle instead.
This is a Dutch bicycle, not that nonsensical foolishness called a BMX bike
This is a Dutch bicycle, not that nonsensical foolishness called a BMX bike
by fietsen December 24, 2018
Get the Dutch Bicyclemug. when one person farts under the covers, subjecting the other to grievous discomfort, not quite as unpleasant as a dutch oven, however.
as i was discussing the vastness of my world-wide radio groupies, my female companion cut loose a fart that registered a 6.2, creating a dutch firepit that wilted my lower extremities.
by the mostly reverend January 20, 2010
Get the dutch firepitmug. "Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."
by Merry Present February 5, 2020
Get the Dutch handshakemug. To take a giant smelly shit in the bathroom while someone is showering. Hot steamy shit smell fills the room.
by Snowman 50522 June 12, 2018
Get the Dutch Saunamug. by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022
Get the Dutch Wafflemug.