Broke The Condom

Your teammate dying leaving you unprotected

"Man i was playing fortnite and these nerds broke the condom"

by PotassiumTG92 January 29, 2026

Ronald McDonald condom

When a man dresses up as a clown and paints himself like a clown and puts on a condom filled with a singular McDonalds menu item in it while trying to get their partner to have a marathon of sexual intimacy until it burst them the man try’s to eat the ingredients out of there partners hole.

Man: hey babe can we try Ronald McDonald condom?
Partner: sure what is it?
Man: (already painting himself and ordering the item online)

by McDonald’s booty muncher. January 22, 2026

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

Stealing jizz out of a used condom

And you're right anti-ghosting guy. It is like that.

Hym Iam "It's like stealing jizz out of a used condom what they are doing here."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2026