tudor history

Tudor history is the most rubbish history. Modern preceeds it. Tudor history isnt even worth searching for.

Peadophilia in the tudor history period.

by barrytrotter199876579&69 November 2, 2013

the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

Clearing history

The act of wiping ones rusty Sherif badge after a hard wired or WI-Fi down load

Have been for a hard wired down load in there the big roll is rough I felt like not Clearing history

by Spogetastic July 7, 2016

History of autism

The history of autism is an ancient group of students which were active somewhat 6,000 years ago. The group had once sexy Arab and a stupid Russian. Mixed with stubborn and unique Germans the group was created. They had a midget and they never used names the group was and is well knows for writing their 10,000 page book about all the jokes they came up with during lunch time. The book was never found however there have been sightings of its remains in schools all over the world history of autism can now be used as a reference of jokes

Yo that’s hilarious was that some history of autism ?
Yooo that’s some history of autism level shit
Okay that was funny but it wasn’t really history of autism level

That’s some history of autism type of crap

by H.O.A,a November 11, 2018

writing history

an alternative way of saying you are taking a shit, mostly used in office with female colleagues.

"Probably after this lunch i'll be writing history"
"Awesome dude, i just went and it was great, pride!"

by wallis92 July 17, 2017

Ur history a mistery

The completion of all insults. Overrules ur ancestors incestors and ur species feces.

Human: ur ancestors incestors
Guy: ur species feces
Everyone:(silent)
Human: ur history a mistery
Everyone: (questioning their own existence)

by Coolman29 June 17, 2018

History's Hemorrhoid

History's Hemorrhoid aka Donald Trump

Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.

by phathatcat October 1, 2018