Apeing

A word used by HR's who are hosting a deployment or tryout in a clan for a lego game called combat warriors, the meaning is the same actions as what apes do, fucking around and being dumb creatures

Ant: "Stop apeing around or and do a damn wedge"
Attendees: "..."

by Heresy >:) November 20, 2021

Oaf Ape

Shane

Dylan you are a Oaf Ape

by Oaf Ape September 8, 2017

Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

by HandRaper January 19, 2024

you ape

(You ape) is basically calling someone athletic like a monkey

Hey go back to you're Country

There is no reason to be here you ape🐵

by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault

My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.

by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019

Ape

A person who is so stupid that any attempt to get them to understand common sense and/or decent human behavior is all but futile, and is as if you are talking to an actual ape. Almost always used in an aggressive or hostile way.

"Cassandra will fall in love with me one day, I know it for sure!"

"You've been saying that for over a year and she's made it very clear that she wants nothing to do with you. Get a grip, you fucking ape"

by TrueHylian July 3, 2021