The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.

Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.

by CMO7 August 1, 2017

Unicorn meat

You don’t wanna know

Unicorn meat tastes good

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019

hannah is a unicorn

when your name is hannah and you are a unicorn

random person; hello hannah is a unicorn
me;hi

by unicornhhhisepicsms December 7, 2016

Unicorn

A unicorn is the most uncommon animal

Unicorns are good at 🏈🏀⚾🎱
People that are unicorns are 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs

Kb is a straight unicorn ONG, 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄💯.

by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019

Unicorn Tree

A group of ten or more people having group sex in an icecream parlor.

I was invited to a Unicorn Tree party but i didn't want to go because i heard that Melissa had crabs.

Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.

by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 25, 2010

Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.

We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.

by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021