Call yo uber

This is used for when someone does, or says something weird, unfunny, dumb, or random.

Jerry: *Actively making thirst traps”

Carmen: Just call yo uber bro..

by Laiaaaaa February 13, 2026

Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver

Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver

by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025