tree-aids

A disgusting green or brown moist mold or a white growth- like stubby fungus on a down limb or fallen, rotten tree in the woods, which when you touch it, makes you feel like you have tree-aids.

Ewwww! Tree-aids.

by Morgan5o July 29, 2009

Wishing Tree

A tree with no rules you can do anything and I mean anything! sexual in most cases

Noah: Anna I wish I could be around you all the time you're awesome
Anna:I think you're awesome to Noah
Noah: Yeah?
Anna: Yeah
Noah: Yeah?
Anna: Yeah

by Krycek May 10, 2005

Dead Tree

to fold yourself in half and hang like a dead tree. can be used while dancing if you can not think of a better pose.

while dancing i completely forgot what to do so i just did the dead tree.

by the CIT July 13, 2011

pussy tree

noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.

I am out shaking the pussy tree tonight

by paulox May 19, 2014

talk to a tree

When you're camping and you go pee out in the open, or on a tree.

"Hold on guys, I have to go talk to a tree right quick."

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

Stocky Palm Tree

A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.

Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.

Story behind it:::

Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?

Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!

Mom, more baffled than me: Really?

Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.

Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.

Me: Not quite.

by JMF <3 April 7, 2007