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tabarnak

originated from quebec, "tabernak" is an insult useing the churches "tabernacle" as a swear word.

-i should know, i live in quebec...
j`men tabarnak de toi!
by caneh?dian December 30, 2004
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Tabloid TV

Commercial televsion programming marketing itself as "news" but containing little or no relevant content to news or reality. Often contains flashy graphics, loud presenters and is often slanted in one category (such as celebrity focus, political viewpoint or sensationalized news events). Tabloid TV often relies more on the audiences preconceptions and capitlizes on emotional responses rather than fact.
Fox News is Tabloid TV - presenting a "panel of fair and balanced experts" on a political viewpoint tend to have a very right wing/conservative viewpoint. Discussions tend to be one way, and dissent is normally ridiculed.

CNN has Tabloid TV content - regarding "twitter" and other forms of social netowrking in the newscast instead of presenting disticntly as commentary.

Inside Edition - nearly entirely celebrity focus with sensationalized crime stories. Tabloid TV in its entirety.

"Fox is Tabloid TV."
by FoodScienceNerd May 26, 2009
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Tablegating

V (Tey-buhl-gey-ting) a. To go to a restaurant such as Buffalo Wild Wings to watch a sporting event.
Tim: Hey, John, do you want to go tailgating on Friday?

John: No, it's going to be like 20° outside. Let's go tablegating instead.
by -Angel- September 9, 2011
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tablesexual

A perso who develops a sexual relationship or is attracted to tables
I think I am I tablesexual, I keep on humping the tables
by Kill my self March 6, 2017
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table booty

Ass of such a size that it is suitable for use as one would use a table. While female is standing, ass in question must provide stable surface to place a can of beer .
"goddamn.....bitch gotta table booty"
by Aloysius Waukau August 25, 2006
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Tabber

The end result in the morning after a toking session is to get the hash tray and make a tabber. A tabber is all the joints that you skoked ripped back open to get all the weed back out to make a new spliff...it may taste abit funkey but it'll get you ridding high again untill you can be arsed to more your ass back to your dealer.
first person: 'shall i re-use the baccy for this tabber?'
second person: 'you still fucked? here, have some of mine'
by Lil Andy November 9, 2006
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