salty dog

When a guy does not take a shower till the point of smelling so bad it could make people cry. Then, the guy gets head at which will leave a salty, nasty, taste in the girl's mouth.

Jerry: "Mark you smell like ass why don't you go take a shower."

Mark: "No bra I want to give sarah a salty dog later tonight."

by chief bigstick June 9, 2011

Salty potato

A female who has ejaculated whist giving birth to a new born.

Salty potato is Designed to be more insultive than the word cunt and can be used as an Alternative

by Ashtonaut April 16, 2017

Salty bitch

Katie blenkinsop

Katie is a salty bitch

by Bigcockoroni April 20, 2019

Salty Cracker

A white girl who lives in a cardboard box. Often found in a bag with other crackers. Tasty if not stale. Goes down well with butter.

My girlfriend is a salty cracker. I like to lick her salty crack.

by skeez October 11, 2004

salty log

A chunk of caramel, double dipped in dark chocolate and sprinkled with sea salt.

I gave her a salty log, and she ate it. She said it was delicious!

by SpiderSpider January 23, 2007

salty red wings

eating a cunt out after it's been fucked and is full of spunk,
either your own, or other blokes jism

I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings. I chewed out me girlfriends snatch after we'd just had a fuck. It was terrific fun, and then me twin brother licked her out as well

by Auzziegob March 20, 2008

salty o

When someone gives you the response: "o" and nothing more. Leaving that person to feel salty.

(Not: "oh", "o.", or "O")

Friend 1: We need to go deeper
Friend 2: That's what she said.
Friend 1: o

(Salty o)

by Kap'n Kait November 10, 2010