three date rule

guideline imposed by fabulous wannabe modern single women regarding timeline for having sex with prospective boyfriends/husbands. Akin to the mandatory waiting period required for gun purchases. Allows women an evaluation period to checkout said husbands to evaluate their worthyness and future potential while simultaneously assuaging their own guilt about slutty behavior if they sleep with prospective husbands too quickly

Babette wore the pink bra and panties under her little black dress this evening because she wanted to prepared for all possibilities on her date with kurt. They had been seeing each other for two weeks now, so the three date rule no longer applied.

by sf chica July 9, 2005

Rule 34sf

If there is fanfic of it, there is slashfic of it. No exceptions.

Bob: I just stumbled across a Halo slashfic, I am traumatised for life.
John: Rule 34sf man.

by JoeChief June 21, 2010

Runerape

The process of spending so much time on the popular MMORPG Runescape, that one can be said to be metaphorically raping it.

It is an abbreviated form of Runescape Rape.

Verb: Runerape;

Kid 1 - "Hey, wanna go out and get laid?"
Kid 2 - "No, I'm training my Firemaking skill on Runescape tonight."
Kid 1 - "You're going to Runerape again? Damn..."

by Catters_Duffers December 7, 2009

Tom Brady Tuck Rule

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.

1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

by Edwin December 5, 2005

Rule lol

On the internet, lol can be placed any and everywhere in a sentence and the sentence will still make sense.

Example of Rule lol
A: Hey lol
B: lol hey
A: lol how you doing lol
B: I'm doing good lol. Lol how bout you lol?
A: lol i'm doing good too lol.

by ODST September 4, 2009

man rule

Any unwritten rule of man that is understood by all heterosexual men as being law.

"Always look forward and at eye-level when in the men's locker room".

Jeremy broke the locker room "man rule" and practiced dudity when he looked at Mike's ass while he was changing clothes.

by Dr. Biggoms December 25, 2008