Redneck hillbilly internet

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.

Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.

by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024

Redneck Shindig

Redneck Wedding Aka My sisters wedding

THIS AINT NO WEDDING MCKAYLA THIS IS A REDNECK SHINDIG…

by TheAnonymousLoser August 17, 2024

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Redneck Pressure Washer

When you leave skid marks in the Toilet and you wash them off with your Piss.

I cleaned the Toilet mess with the Redneck Pressure Washer

by Pressurepiss11 May 10, 2025

Redneck Russ

An internet legend and Walter White look a like who love raceplay and worshipping black men while he huffs poppers to them while he strokes his dong to them. Fuck he loves his dong

Fuck I Fucking Live Niggers, And Their Big Fucking Black Fucking Chocolate Crazy Fucking Nigger Cocks, Fucking Love Niggers, I’m A Fucking Nigger Loving Faggot - Redneck Russ

by LOGANsaurs May 27, 2025

redneck rolex

Yeti cooler; the ultimate status symbol for the rural hook and bullet crowd. often seen strapped to the back of a side by side or residing in the bed of a diesel pick up truck. Costs more than a trip to whole foods or a Canada Goose coat. Fill it with coors light and you have more ladies than a rapper with a rolex.

Darryl was rolling coal all over and prius and the bed of his truck had a redneck rolex filled with silver bullets. He is getting laid tonight!

by white pine April 6, 2024

Redneck

If you cover the word root on your root beer you might be a redneck

If you’re on the bus with friends stuck in a snowstorm and you and your friends are actin like southerners havin the time of their lives y’all might be rednecks

by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024