Be For Real

1. Stop Joking

2. That's a lie

3. Said to signify disbelief

1.

Guy1: Knock knock!
Guy2: Be for real. We're at a funeral loser.

2.

Guy1: I drive a Ferrari.
Guy2: Be for real. You pulled up to the school in a Ford. Idiot.

3.

Guy1: Michael Jackson Just Died!!
Guy2: No way! Be for real!

by Corinfox July 13, 2009

canada isn't real

Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.

Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.

by the official kermit the frog July 19, 2020

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by GIYOEFVDFSGHDFSGHDF NDFSGHKFDS December 28, 2021

dude you’re a fucking cuck

leafyishere’s words returning to YouTube in response to IDubbbz being an absolute simp

IDubbz: “My girlfriend started an only fans and i think it’s cool, yeah”
Leafy: “Dude you’re a fucking cuck”

by Walter Snarf March 31, 2020

reality tv

A good example of how easy people can be entertained in the world of today.

Usually consists of 20 or so people, whoms IQ would add up to 64 if combined and have absolutely no chance of making it in the real world. Instead, you watch these people make total asses of themselves for public tv.

A waste of time, and a good example of how networks just have too much money and no good ideas. It was started my Road Rules of MTV(figures)

Person 1: Are you gonna watch that new reality tv show about two monkeys scratching their balls?

Person 2: No, I'm gonna watch that new one about people inventing stupid shit.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

Fo' realsies

The same as fo'real but was instead created by Crabstickz; from Youtube, in his last 'Advent Calundah' video before Christmas when almost falling over.

"I nearly fell down then. Fo' Realsies."

by InYourFaceee December 24, 2009