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twin potato

twin potato means that a person is very close to you and is like ur twin
john is mary’s twin potato they are always seen tgt
twin potato by burritoyeah October 30, 2019

Potato Day 

Every last Thursday is potato day, that means you have to eat something made of potato.

November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.
Bro 1: You got the vodka?
Bro 2: Yes of course it’s potato day!
A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it
Damn I lite that potato
Potato by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019

potato john 

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.
potato john by Spudlord November 12, 2019

Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.
Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!
Our overlord is a potato, he knows all. eat potatoes and you will gain ultimate power. Also, potatoes and tomatoes are actually the same plant, search it up.
I now know the answer to zero divided by zero, for I have digested a potato.
Potato by TheUlmityFlapperstropper December 27, 2019