knock knock jokes

Child play for quire little boys on a street corner excepting that they will turn into crackheads later on in life. Most of them have nothing to look forward to.
Come on Paul lets get some knock knock jokes up in dis joint.
by Obama leader of the Democrats December 16, 2014
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a person who, if murdered no one would care, and the police shouldn't waste their time investigating see:paris hilton or any member of 'nync or the backstreet boys

someone who really doesn't deserve to live
ryan "hillary duff is a living joke without a punchline"
random 16 year old girl "hillary duff rules you are just jealous!"
ryan" umm why are your pants still on?"
by Whit Diesel April 08, 2006
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I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.
A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!
by wangjiahua May 27, 2011
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You take me as a joke

You take me as a joke means: When someone doesn’t take you serious; meaning what you say to them does not matter at all because they have no respect for you.
by Honesty88 July 31, 2020
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The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
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its a joke pepole use it for memes USE UR KNOWLEGE
why is urban dictonary a joke
person 2:idk
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recycling old useless jokes

Whereupon one's arsenal of jokes is exhausted to the extent that extends beyond the ability of one's creativity, thus rendering old useless jokes the only option in a futile attempt to shift an embarrassing focus from oneself to someone else.
man 1: hey bro, you're a looser,
man 2: your mums a looser.

recycling old useless jokes
by qazpeverell October 30, 2011
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