KAOS Mafia

KAOS is an underground mafia secret to the public. KAOS is connected to over 1000 cities around the world. They do mostly assassination contracts but also they run chop shops, do major burgulary, hacking, extorsion, espionage, smuggling (non-narcotic), etc. KAOS was responsible for the mafia hit of JFK. Usually if an assassination goes unsolved or an extremely valuable object is stolen with no leads, KAOS is responsible. KAOS is currently in a secret war with the Russian Mafia, the Neo-Nazi groups around the world, and the Colombian drug cartels like the North Valley Cartel.

Missouri Governors plane mysteriously crashes? Probably a KAOS Mafia hit.

by Deep Throat 06 August 30, 2008

maniacal

Any half-assed or off the hook action; manie

Eating one baby's head is rude. Consuming 3 or more is just downright maniacal!

by pinckfur September 6, 2008

Mafia

vice lords, a chicago/midwestern/southern street gang

im's mafia, mafia....yuh...yuh

by koop da kid May 4, 2006

Mafia

mafia is the term to an italian gang family, and are tuff like shit. they bascially mug, shoot, kill, threaten, ransom, smuggle, etc.

Mark: damn it man! i just got mugged by a mafia!

Bob: haha owned

Mark:why the fuck am i friends with u?

by Señor Pop November 7, 2009

Mafia wars admin

Someone who plays mafia wars all the time, adds a lot of people to his mafia, and is really good.

Mafia wars admin add me

by Wordman on the track March 31, 2010

mafia

it stands for "mother and fathers (of the) italian association

the biggest association in the mob which a lot of people think is cool because they have no one else to idolize even though the mobsters commit horrible crimes.

It now can be used as a synonym for the mob, because you don't even have to be italian to say you're part of a mafia.

I am in the mafia...don't cross me or you'll wake up in your bed in a huge puddle of blood and a horses head that was chopped off.

by Get_off_the_computer_LAZY_ass_and_find_some_morals January 15, 2005