Lemon

Some weird ass motherfucker that's into dressing goth, smoking a vape, having tons of piercings, and doing out of mainstream drugs.

"That fucking dude right there looks like a damn lemon."

"Bruh this lemon-ass party was so whack but the booze and bud was free so I took what I could and dipped"

by Northern Kush July 30, 2016

lemon grass water

the smell of urine after the consumption of asparagus

Man it smells like lemon grass water in here

by een181 June 11, 2016

Lemon

A mentally disabled fruit; Having enough chromosomes to reproduce asexually and alone forever

Lemon: "OH! TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE"

by RetardedFroot May 29, 2016

Lemonade Bankrobber

A person who is a stellar example of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action. That means they have very low experience in a subject yet greatly overestimate their skills, which more often than not makes themselves look like an ass.

It was named after the case of McArthur Wheeler, who was the inspiration of the Dunning-Kruger effect experiment. He robbed two banks after covering his face in lemon juice, believing that as lemon juice is used in invisible ink, that his face would not be seen on security camera footage and therefore he'd be completely anonymous and never be caught.

Don't be a Lemonade Bankrobber, "whom" is the objective case form of "who" and "thine" is the prevocalic form of "thy" Don't throw them around willy-nilly to look smarter. All you look like is a pretentious twat.

by Trerry October 7, 2016

Lemon

A citric fruit used in recipes and drinks. Has acidic juices.

Lemons are used to make lemonade

by Squidzo November 20, 2016

Lemon

Describes a person who is dumb or does not think things through.

"He got a 34% on the test"
"Yea I know he's a lemon"

by Baltikdukin December 7, 2016

Lemon

Satan in a can. Basically a poorly-written and overly detailed story about a person that ships them self or their dumb OC with a fictional character from a book or show, then writes a fanfiction about their "EVERLASTING LOVE :DDD" and how they have... Anyway, you get the idea.

I read a lemon the other day. I then bleached my eyes, and drank bleach as well. Hi, Satan.

by Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin February 12, 2017