July 12

July 12 is national day for whores! Bitches licking pig dick

Oh she was born on July 12? Get that dirty pig away from me

by July 12 November 1, 2019

July 20

National Dont Give Birth Day

Susan- "Hey im about to have labor right now,"
Mark- "Dont, its national dont give birth day on July 20, do it tomorrow."

by Thatonequietkidinclass July 26, 2021

13th July

On this day yo girl has to give you the most sloppy bj she has ever given In her life

Hey babe it’s the 13th July , you know what to do

by Wikipedia_67875 July 13, 2020

july 6th

anna and samaiyas birthday

“hey july 6th is anna and samaiyas birthday”

by samaiya October 16, 2019

July 19th 2007

Definitely the best day to be born on.
Sexy, courageous, gorgeous. Your that person who’s walking down the hall and got all eyes on you. Your like a snack to everyone.

Tayler: holy cow! Who’s that?
Julie: I don’t know, but their born on July 19th 2007

by Sobbysudo June 21, 2021

July 3rd

Jumping the gun and celebrating too much the night before a celebration then being too hungover to attend.

Host: "We missed you at the bbq, where were you?"
Loser: "I totally July 3rded it and could not get out of bed all day"

by Mrs Beanie July 6, 2009

jumbly

A mentally/physically handicapped person, usually found in the back of a Jumbo Ambulance.

Stop licking that window you jumbly.

by chris - p September 15, 2003