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I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.
A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!
by wangjiahua October 8, 2011
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You take me as a joke

You take me as a joke means: When someone doesn’t take you serious; meaning what you say to them does not matter at all because they have no respect for you.
I can not believe you take me as a joke.
by Honesty88 July 31, 2020
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The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
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recycling old useless jokes

Whereupon one's arsenal of jokes is exhausted to the extent that extends beyond the ability of one's creativity, thus rendering old useless jokes the only option in a futile attempt to shift an embarrassing focus from oneself to someone else.
man 1: hey bro, you're a looser,
man 2: your mums a looser.

recycling old useless jokes
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Dark Humor Orphan Jokes

Fanne Jowk mayk evry1 laf
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know what home is! Now that's funny Dark Humor Orphan Jokes.
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Nick foster jokes

The person who appears in your mind when one says “still hit tho”
Still hit it though” hey that reminds me of nick foster jokes he’s a really funny guy.
by Dilf_lover_69 April 21, 2021
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