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Hello

doing the gargoyle, eating that shit up from the floor, pooping again, jerking off with your own feces. then you'll suffer mini-cardiac arrests, all of this while you're in a cinema or in a fortnite battleroyale match

Hello
example 1:
man1: Hello
man2: you're an enemy in Christ's eyes

example 2:
girl1: that nigga just said to me "Hello"
girl2: I hate that poopy guy

example 3:
nigga1: I just greeted a girl and she got mad and disgusted
nigga2: I want you. Hello...
by Pomni's farty balls February 4, 2025
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National hello kitty your friend day

On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD
I’m gonna kidnap my friends because it’s national hello kitty your friend day!
by Lunar_moonlight February 9, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
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Hello

This word could mean a lot of different ways but is to say like oh you are in front of me why dont i greet you!
'Hello' is the normal one when they just dont care about you
'Hellooo' is the one when they are nervous and has a crush on you
'HellOooOoo' means he is a maniac
'HellOOoo' means he wants to be in a relationship with you and wants to make babys with you
'helo' means he is going to murder you
'Hell' means he is satan. RUN
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hello dubai

interjected when someone’s features are too large, especially the forehead
hello dubai, i am so honored to be projected on the burj khalifa
by wwwstarcasm March 9, 2025
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Hello

The worst swear word ever. It's 1000000000 times worse than the N-Word, the F-Word, the C-Word, or any other swear. Never say "hello" to anyone or you will get beat up.
Stranger "Hello!"
Me "Watch your damn mouth, Jerk!"
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