Dutch handshake

When somebody grabs your crotch.

"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."

by Merry Present February 5, 2020

Dutch Twist

When you attempt to give your partner a Dutch Oven, but they manage to turn it around and catch you in it.

Guy 1 : Dude, I was going to give my girlfriend a Dutch Oven last night, but she was too fast for me. She got the covers over my head first.

Guy 2 : Man, that's what I call a Dutch Twist. M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of that twist ending. But he would have made it so that your girlfriend was a ghost or something.

by Strouperman369 November 21, 2013

dutch licorice

Interracial porn fetish that describes a black man aggressively skull-fucking a white woman. The man holds the womans head with both hands and moves it up and down the shaft, which differentiates it from standard throat/mouth/face-fucking, in which the penis is in motion. (much like an oral version of a "Dutch rudder")

"Lexington, you can't fuck her throat while you're lying down. Lets shoot a Dutch Licorice - and can you wrap her pigtails around your hands? Great. Aaaaaaand...action!"

by turbulent December 22, 2013

Dutch policeman

When you put take away food all over your sleeping friend and then wank off over them.

Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.

by histephen May 23, 2020

Dutch submarine

When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.

"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."

by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021

dutch touched

To get your ass hurt, fucked up, merked, and/or bodied.

Guy 1; why are you locked up?
Guy 2; mane this dude slapped my mom
Guy 1; and what you do?
Guy 2; i dutch touched that boy, hence the reason I'm in jail!!!

by kanaryellow October 29, 2014

dutched up

When you smoke a lot of joints/bongs with your car windows up. Then as you open the windows or doors, smokes poors out.

hahaaa look at that dutched up car

by kinkiikyz October 14, 2010