John: " I wonder how that 17 year old snuck into this bar."
Steve: " Oh, I overheard him talking to the bouncer, he's 21, he just has Babyface Disorder."
Steve: " Oh, I overheard him talking to the bouncer, he's 21, he just has Babyface Disorder."
by BD Alpha October 2, 2021
Get the Babyface Disordermug. yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"
by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022
Get the major depressive disordermug. A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.
Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!
by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025
Get the Social Contract Disordermug. (Stuck on Stagnation or Stuck on Stupid Disorder.)
A prevalent spectrum level disorder involving voids or blindness areas in depth preception of awareness & comprehension usually combined with lack of ability recognize or take meaningful action in themselves & others.
Those who suffer SOS Disorder display behaviors of confirmation bias & self fulfilling prophecies often believing others have dysfunctions & disorders as if they dont themselves while holding self diluted proofs of indifferent comforts or superficial & materialistic obtainments.
A prevalent spectrum level disorder involving voids or blindness areas in depth preception of awareness & comprehension usually combined with lack of ability recognize or take meaningful action in themselves & others.
Those who suffer SOS Disorder display behaviors of confirmation bias & self fulfilling prophecies often believing others have dysfunctions & disorders as if they dont themselves while holding self diluted proofs of indifferent comforts or superficial & materialistic obtainments.
Person1: Something is wrong with so and so...they have SOS Disorder...they are not working with a full deck.
Person2: why don't you talk about everything missing from your deck Person1 ?
Person2: why don't you talk about everything missing from your deck Person1 ?
by Kontrast November 23, 2023
Get the SOS Disordermug. Disorder usually associated with requesting recognition by unknown individuals on social platforms, most commonly to promote their mediocre art. Usually caused by trauma or an inability to adjust to modern technological social constructs.
"John Doe just sent me a friend request, but I got no idea who it is!"
"Oh, that's a friend of my mum, she's dealing with Homa Disorder."
"Oh, that's a friend of my mum, she's dealing with Homa Disorder."
by Sneraas February 8, 2017
Get the Homa Disordermug. Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.
"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!
by Whon Kick August 7, 2021
Get the CAP Disordermug. Omega Syndrome Is a neurological disorder mostly common in twins although can be within siblings as well. Omega Syndrome causes patients to be extremely aggressive and violent against any life organism, the patient symptoms are closely resembled to rabies causes the patient to ingest only Raw meats or flesh and understandable to consume cooked meat or other foods, Omega Syndrome is a disorder that effects the patient at birth, Omega Syndrome does not have a cure at this time.
by Eyesofnull December 26, 2022
Get the Omega Disordermug.