Brian Carlson

The act of being self deceived; thinking one is "pro" at life.

So what's Thomas been up to lately?

Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.

by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009

birdavore

thing that eats birds as in cats or squrells

cats eat birds therefore they are birdavores

by birdavore lover November 16, 2010

Brian Darling

Anti Marijuana, Member of the Heritage Foundation, listening to him makes people dumber he is hypocritic and fits in with everyone involved in the goverment.

Did you see that video of Brian Darling on Youtube trying to stand up for the prophition of cannabis? I couldn't watch it he was pathetic.

by MakeAChange420 April 18, 2011

birdaphrodite

Half Man, Half Bird ~ it stalks its prey with keen eyes...while wearing polka dot boxers

kid looking at bird: "i wonder how it would be if i could fly"
birdaphrodite looking at kid: "i wonder how it tastes?"

guy 1: "dude i hear that guy really did it!"
guy 2: "the one who dresses as birdman to every party?"
guy 1: "yeah he finally became a birdaphrodite"

by mydadgaveupopcorn July 27, 2011

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

Brian Co@ts

A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.

They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.

Wow! That guy must be a real Scrooge; no he’s a Brian Co@ts

The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts

The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts

by ChurchMouse October 29, 2011