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Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
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Beef release

The act of doing a shit.
I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.
by Zonal K September 28, 2019
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“Rosie” beef

Fake beef that’s mainly onesided.
Ruth and I have big “Rosiebeef.
by diqwad October 18, 2018
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Beef nugget

by Sclhong dong July 14, 2017
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Beef Chungus

An Eldritch abomination said to have at least twenty-seven chins, and questionable morals. Not to be mistaken with " Big Chungus."

It stars in a very obscure "game" called Beef chungus: the game.
The Beef Chungus is among us.

Won't you run with me from Beef Chungus?
by Smol Orange December 9, 2021
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beef jewel

Did you see the sign on the hill driving into Beef Jewels?
by momma b. June 17, 2022
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The name beef

a angry man who thinks everyone is mean to him.
Geez that guy must have the name beef.
by Manno13 February 5, 2021
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