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Flavor fail

When your taste buds are let down.
He was expecting diet coke, but when he actually drank bong water with cigarette butts, it was a flavor fail.
by blkwdo January 31, 2021
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Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.
Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help
by papabearmustache January 13, 2011
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nail fail

1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.
1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!

2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.
by Ifailedatlife December 20, 2015
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plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.
Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...
by Addoe March 7, 2009
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Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.
Yeah she fail caked hard...
by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011
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Failed Abortion

A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.

They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
Bill: Hey, do you see that kid playing Among Us?
Jimothy: Yeah, he's a failed abortion.
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heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.
by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023
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