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Civil War

A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).
The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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Gang war

A war between several gangs
Liam: Look at that tommy it’s a gang war
by LiamG75 May 2, 2018
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thunder war

when two people have an argument over something and they get pissed and fight . First their actions appear and then their voice
ON MSN !
Alicia : (A)

Brad : Now you think you're such an angel ?
Alicia : WTF ? You think am not ?
Brad : Hey come on now dont start a thunder war ... am just jocking with you
by Pendano August 21, 2009
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Shorts Wars

An ARG in which well known youtube shorts creators such as Jonny RaZer, DannoDraws, RoyalPear, and a few others joined together, the main reason the ARG was created being to address different issues in a fun manner. Season 1 (also called the Clone Saga) was about clones, both content and channels, and Season 2 still isn't out yet, as this is being written on October 30th and Season 2 is coming out in winter. Some of the more notable ARG specific characters are Clone Riggy, RoyalMelon (Pear's clone, also one of the only nice clones, R.I.P.), and The Boss.
"I can't believe I missed The Shorts Wars Clone Saga! I've always been obsessed with ARGs, and I can't believe I thought it was a rickroll QR code!!! I'll have to tune in for whatever Season 2 has in store."
by ZenithPurpleUnicorn October 30, 2023
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Bitty war

When viewers on a twitch stream compete against each other by seeing who can donate more bits. Also known as bit/bitties war.
P1: Wow man, looks at these suckers in a bitty war.

P2: Well keep the bitties pouring in!
by f£00f€R June 24, 2018
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revoulutionary war

When America kicked the tea bag loving, faggot, pricks asses who live in Britain.
Revoulutionary war: used to taught the British and make them feel like little bitchs compared to Americans. American: you fucking British cunts we'll have another revolution if you won't shut your bum holes.
by Teh-Tagle-N September 6, 2016
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Nerf War

A competition where 8 teams of 5 people try to shoot eachother with small foam projectiles. Usually goes like this:

2 teams face off against eachother
if you get hit you are out
if all members of your team are out your team loses and any enemy team members that are out are now back in
last team standing after all other teams are eliminated wins
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
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