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Unicorn Points

Any player that scores over 7.5 points against Meli on any given matchday
Of course Brownhill comes up with 35 unicorn points against Meli
by UncornPoints101 March 6, 2022
mugGet the Unicorn Pointsmug.

Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.
“There was much unicorning at the party

Can’t wait to unicorn you”
by Megatron84 July 18, 2024
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Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts
Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.
by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018
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Unicorn Bath

There’s a group of guys who like other guys... they stand and create an arch of man swords; jetting their well earned man-goop over the well intentioned recipient, creating a Unicorn Bath
Did you hear about Chip? Met some guys on a night out and it ended in a total unicorn bath
by Smorgansmorgan December 26, 2018
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Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you
Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?
by Dugbur November 20, 2023
mugGet the Unicorn On Ketaminemug.

Unicorn

An Olympic Lifter or CrossFit Athlete who has hit themselves in the forehead with Barbell.
by anonymous August 3, 2022
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Ancient unicorn man

A gay man who is over the age of 50 and is into campy or stereotypically "feminine" things like dressing up or make-up. keep in mind that this word shall not be used as a slur or part of hate speech, instead used as an identity term like "bear" or "Twink"
Person 1: my grandpa was actually nominated the oldest ancient unicorn man of the year!
Person 2: neat!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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