taco titties

when ya smash ya boobies togetha in order to seem like ya have a bigger rack

"damn lookit da rack on that girl"
"nah those are just taco titties"

by ginga_bitch May 6, 2014

face-titties

Bags of flesh hanging under the eyes.

Try some botox injections under your eyes to clear up those face-titties.

by Member 248791 October 21, 2016

cometh titties

The proper way to ask for nudes

Guy: Cometh titties?
Girl: *sends nudes*

by Gman200 May 20, 2017

Titty Committee

A female sausage fest.

"Let's get out of this titty committee, girls."

by Big Black and Dangerous February 21, 2014

titty hoe

A woman that walks around wearing a tiny shirt and a bra 2 sizes too small exposing a whole bunch of titty.

Girl , What happened between you and Ty last night? Ya'll break up?.. Yeah, We went to Applebees and all this scrub wanna do is look at some old titty hoe across the room.

by Kenny Ray Said February 19, 2018

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

Bonk Titty

The act of abruptly getting someone attention, rudely, like poking a woman in the boob with your finger.

hey dude.. hello?... BONK TITTY! 'What'd you say?' You heard me!

by radiobanter January 26, 2011