cometh titties

The proper way to ask for nudes

Guy: Cometh titties?
Girl: *sends nudes*

by Gman200 May 20, 2017

titty text

a nude or topless photo sent via text

dude, this chick just sent me a titty text, I told you she had a nice rack!

by stankonya September 16, 2010

pp titty

Is y’all male with small short hair and raps respect women and is associated with the gang GS9 he likes to play basketball and flirts with girls he likes if u ever meet a pp titty keep him around

Guy 1: u go to that pp titty show he was so slat

by Pp titty June 2, 2019

titti skipper

1. A person that skips from one thing to another; basicly hypocrite

2. When someone drives a muscle car and then jumps to an import

ex: Tim is a titti skipper because he Mr.Jones fat when he's fatter than him

ex:Joe:Ey Evan did you see Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift?
Evan:Yea why?
Joe:The main character is such a titti skipper.
Evan:Cause he started with a muscle car and at the end he drove an import.
Joe:Yea fuck that lets go watch Hannah Montana.

by ChivaMex408 April 21, 2009

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

Clipboard Titties

A tit so saggy that you can hang School Pictures, Shopping lists, etc.. from.

Mom can you hang up my art project, you know you got those clipboard titties

by KiDd2019 October 18, 2019

Titty Shuffle

A titty dance involving at least two pairs of tits where the nipples would touch and sway across the titties. They often caress one another in titty harmony.

Why is that Jenna always wants to titty shuffle with every girl she meets at a rave?

by Li Ching April 26, 2011