Command hook

Penis. Also known as a cock or dick.

I am going to give you the command hook next time I see you.

by Scottthedefiner March 24, 2023

Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.

Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"

by Elizastoneshaper February 21, 2024

Hoosier Hook

The act of cutting across three or more lanes on the highway in the interest of not missing your exit. Predominantly seen in Indianapolis, although it can be seen elsewhere.

I just about ran by my exit off I-465, almost killed myself hitting a Hoosier Hook.

by Bobcat205 June 7, 2023

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.

“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”

by Pussy John March 21, 2023

Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

by Carterussell January 6, 2019

Liam Hook

Funny ball bag sheep shagger who is fun to play with on PlayStation and minecraft and he is very easy to take the mick out of

Oh look, there’s Liam Hook

by Big_Boy_Tim April 2, 2020