Boston

The one

Person1: “you see Boston over there” person2: “yea.. he’s the one.”

by ladedadidoblah April 16, 2025

Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

Boston crowbar

When a girl inserts her pinkie in your urethra

I got a Boston crowbar at the swingers convention and now it burns when I pee

by Matt viagra December 15, 2022

Boston Sauna

The act of smoking a cigarette in a vehicle with the windows rolled up.

My mom used to put me in a Boston sauna on long road trips.

by BungusAmongus December 15, 2022

The Boston Rolex

An ugly ass Green Rolex that you wear solely for the fact that you want someone with a ripped Larry Bird jersey to jump you and beat you the fuck up, not to take the rolex because its disgusting looking, but just because you chose to wear a green rolex

Michael wished he had The Boston Rolex because he doesn't want love

by Kiri's Content House December 20, 2022

Boston Steamer

Do a no. 2 on a place you shouldn't do in (used especially for animals)

The dog has just done a Boston Steamer again

by Pseudonym____________ January 11, 2023

Boston's tomato plants

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.

person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.

by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023