Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

abuse tax

A tariff we pay to the State or Federal government to recompense them for abusing us.

I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Randal Tax

Absolutely Destroying someones car

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024

Grimace Tax

a version of fanum taxxing where the person destroys the other persons food

I bought food and he fucking just grimace taxed it!!

by Zakarya9797 February 28, 2024

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax was started whenever a big morbidly obese black man named Fanum joined the stream-house called AMP, in these streams Fanum would walk up to his friends and he would tax their food, by taxing I mean stealing, this quickly became a meme, and now it is commonly used among over "Brain-Rot" phrases, such as: Skibidi Toilet, Grimace Shake, Mewing/Mogging, Edging/Gooning, ETC.

"Michael Stevens did you see the Fanum Tax on the last stream?" "No kitten, I was too busy drinking a special someone's milk."

"Dude, my little brother Fanum Taxed me." "What the actual fuck is Fanum Tax?" "Please eat out my asshole."

"Skibidi Toilet, Fanum Taxed my little brother while he was edging, and the entire time the Skibidi was mewing." "Actually kill yourself."

by Uncle-Goku February 23, 2024

JC Tax

The unwritten rule where a friend, when in close proximity, is entitled to a small portion or "tax" of whatever you are currently eating or drinking.

Oh here comes JC, he is definitely going to give me the JC Tax on my goldfish.

by Kwizzzzzz October 6, 2024

Fanum tax

The act of taking a portion of food from a friend.

I fanum taxed his fries.

by Skib1d1sigma69420 July 1, 2024