nut roll

The process of having one's testicles (nuts) roll under your choda into your ass-crack whilst sitting down

When Justin was sitting he shifted foward to reach for his drink and got some serious nut roll.
(You'd have to be a guy to understand)

by Bob DerRanges October 8, 2007

Roll the dice

To give a hand job. Comes from the popular dance gesture throwing dice, which usually just ends up looking like a handy.

Guy 1: She's gonna roll the dice for me, if you know what I mean.
Guy 2: YAHTZEE!

by Muracle Whip, Kpo & She-wog November 24, 2010

Roll The Hard Six

v. To achieve something partially through intense skill and partially through luck. Expression originated with Commander/Admiral William Adama in the 2004 television series Battlestar Galactica.

Commander William Adama (to Lee Adama, Saul Tigh, Kara Thrace, and Laura Roslin at a mission briefing): "Sometimes, you gotta roll the hard six."

Sharon "Boomer" Valeri: "It's like Commander Adama says; sometimes you gotta roll the hard six."

by Aaron D. Edwards May 1, 2006

rofllauncher

a giant rocket launcher modified so instead of shooting deadly mean rockets it will shoot homing rofls that make you pretty much roll on the floor and laugh!!!

Aaron:whats that in the sky... its a bird!!!

Trad:No its a plan!!!

John:Fuck no its a rofllauncher and its shooting ROFLS at us!!!

All:ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!1

by John Youngblood August 20, 2006

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

Rock 'n' roll

A form of music usually involving guitars, drums, bass and vocals. Also a dismissive or 'whatever' type statement given when there is nothing else to say, or as a prefix to an equally dismissive or 'whatever' type phrase.

"Rock 'n' roll, deal with it."
"Whatever, rock 'n' roll."

by Anton S. Trees September 30, 2003

Jam Roll

Cockney rhyming slang for the dole

This country is on its arse. Just look at all these chavs on the jam roll. Get. A. Job!

by Kieran Palmer June 16, 2008