When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead
Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes
by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018
The action of taking out the middle part of a pineapple, then proceeding to angrily have sex with it.
by Graham848 June 17, 2023
A sexual in which one partner coats their hand in Tajín (or similar spice), inserts their fist into a genital orifice, and then fully opens their hand, simulating the spiky leaves of a pineapple.
If you enjoy being fisted, but want to "kick it up a notch," try having your partner give you a Spicy Pineapple!
by JettickDussen May 05, 2023
Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.
Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.
Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.
Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.
by Big_Brando_Baby September 02, 2013
by cuminyourmum September 16, 2019
by urbandrum1 June 22, 2017
Daquan - Awwww shit CJ, I licked Letisha's pineapple fritter til she scream fo daddy last night
CJ - That's my boiiii, lick that shitter like a Pineapple Fritter , bitches love that
CJ - That's my boiiii, lick that shitter like a Pineapple Fritter , bitches love that
by Sex-Bombbb April 04, 2020