boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

Hook alike

A hooker the looks like someone famous

person a: Hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>?
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.

by VeryVeryEvilCat September 17, 2012

Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!

Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

big hook

a less common term originating in Liverpool, England meaning 'so what?'.

Pronunciation: Big 'oowk

"Hey, Deal or No Deal is comin' on in a minute!"

"Big Hook! That show's shee-hite!"

by Mandy Dingle February 19, 2007

The Hook

A verb, which means to place ones hooked finger or fingers between another's butt cheeks with an intent to startle, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. This procedure is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

"Arrrrrr" Llewellyn cried as he startled Stefanie with "the hook" to her behind.

by SashiJapan14 January 4, 2011

Blowfish On A Hook

The act in which two fingers are "casted out" in two ones mouth while performing oral sex on the vagina and blowing inside, then finished with a forceful thumb up the butt

OMG! JOHN IS SO HOT HE HIT ME WITH THE BLOWFISH ON A HOOK AND I SQUIRTED EVERYWHERE!!!

by THE CHOIR October 30, 2025

the hook

When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.

I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.

by MRBanter101 December 31, 2018