Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013

Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow

"we must stop phantom key"

by Evil key November 6, 2018

richard keys

Banter

Richard Keys: It was just Banter.

by Sucha Banta January 19, 2017

Keys n Gray

The male right to be sexist and bigoted.

Guy1: That bird is well fit, I'd hang out the back of it.

Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!

by RE2theD December 13, 2012

Keys

An alternate version of the abbreviation "kys" which means "ki** yourself"

"Js keys already" (as seen in an internet comment)

by boinkybop September 16, 2025

high key dumb

When every one knows ur dumb but don't try to be

Jake is high key dumb about her

by High key dumb May 15, 2017

Mid-Key

A statement that coveys something exactly as is in a reasonable manner.

Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"

You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."

by Voltron 567 December 9, 2023