Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy
Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up
by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019
mugGet the Mums Phonemug.

lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself
guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes
by jason leland April 27, 2022
mugGet the lukes your mum jokesmug.

mum

by Ya B0i November 12, 2019
mugGet the mummug.

ur mum

ur mum is heckin gay
by xX_epicamer_Xx November 14, 2018
mugGet the ur mummug.

Ur mum

Ur mum is ugly 😃👍❤️
Ur mum is ugly 🥰
by spacelings September 11, 2020
mugGet the Ur mummug.

Mumming

Verb -To coddle or be overprotective of your usually adolescent child causing annoyance and irritation
‘ stop mumming ‘ ( after being asked several times if they need a lift , are warm enough or are they hungry by their mother ( or care giver )
by Pjbones June 1, 2019
mugGet the Mummingmug.

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