Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.

by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024

Lee's knees

A disability where it causes an irregular walking

Gary lee has Lee's knees

by Mc callighan January 27, 2020

summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

knee cleavage

When effeminate men wear shorts too small showing too much knee; also known as kneevage.

"Nice knee cleavage, are those your sister's shorts?"

by hklr May 10, 2016

Knee cheeks

When someone of a larger mass has fatty areas around there knees and the inside look like cheeks

Jim: Hey, look at that girls legs
Matt: Damnnnn... they're some good knee cheeks

by Ding dong lama lama December 5, 2021

Knees

A sensitive spot on somebody that you think otherwise thinks they are invincible (hardheaded).

Street fighter Alpha Dalton von Staffenburg- I was there when the ticking time bomb went off, I saw the blast, I saw his knees get smashed, I saw him drop like a stone. Paulie Mussolini is dead.

Paulie Mussolini- Other than a few scrapes, bruises, and marks, I am unhurt, I was never in danger. I will not give up my happy Jew hunting.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021