hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

by crustier August 4, 2023

hey kitty pspspsps

Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist

person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)

person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here

person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.

by that straight man January 15, 2024

Hello kitty

only bad bitches love hello kitty hoessss

person 1 : hey did yk that bad bitches loveee hello kitty

person 2 : hyyy broo always ong

by hellokittyself December 23, 2022

KITTY

A FLUFFY CUTE ADORABLE THING THAT REALLY LIKES TO PLAY.

YOU PLAY AND HAVE FUN WITH IT IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL YOU WILL GET CAUGHT! THE WORD IS CAT OR KITTY

by cat7659384993 October 26, 2020

Kitty

Kitty is a lover for cougers and an idiot who has a really basic British family and loves LOVE ISLAND and her favourite word is clit

Kitty’s depressed

by Helllokitty June 24, 2018

Kitty Man

A piece of shit whos only objective in life is to simply get kitty(vagina)

Person 1: yuh see that kitty man only bulling woman all over

Person 2: yesss, just last week kitty man tek my muddah!

by Uska ou wine gyal November 4, 2021

Bush kittie

Noun: a young kittie that appears out of a bush and adopts a lucky human. Extremely illusive, highly desired. Often seen on social media apps.

*gasp* look at that adorable kitten in the bush! Awe its coming over and wants me to pick it up and take it home! Did a bush kittie just adopt me!?

by Dr.FranknMr.Stein September 10, 2022