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Fresh hook

Used in Southern Canadian cities such as Toronto to refer to a fresh one-liner or half-bar from the start of a song. Especially when the chorus forms the hook or contains the title of the song and is used ironically to ridicule someone.
"You saying you 'Started from the bottom' fam? Now you just poor over there too!"
A heckler in the crowd: "Ohh! He hit you with that fresh hook!"
by T-dot Halfie November 19, 2016
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Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.
A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"
by Cool cunt January 2, 2017
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Ryno hook

A hook installed on the inside of a men’s bathroom door used to hang one shirt while shitting. By taking off your shirt and hanging it on the Ryno hook, you ensure not getting shit on your shirt, thus avoiding having to explain those horrible brown stains on the back of your shirts
“Dude, I need to shit, but I’m afraid I’ll shit on my shirt!”

“ Just use the Ryno hook and let it rip
by Ed word Murphy March 20, 2022
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Hook Chaser

The poor rigger that has chase the hook all day because the legend in the seat can’t catch the load.
Poor Juan has to rig for the legend Tom today, he’s going to be a hook chaser all day. Tom could catch a cold faster than he could catch his load.
by TB alloon head October 11, 2023
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jenna hook

Falls for ugly people and thinks they are super hot.... has terrible taste in guys....
Omfg Jenna hook is gonna fall for it again.
by Jkxjdjdndndndjdhd April 18, 2018
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australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
by Yojojodo September 8, 2018
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Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.
by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020
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