discordism

religious beliefs that ones life is entirely connected to the app discord.

Side effects to becoming a member of this religion may include. racism, homosexuality, addiction to discord, and even more!

founder: Ben C

Discord username: Fiddle (account deleted)

1. "discordism is the best!"

2. "I get no bitches, that's why I became a member of discordism!"

by chetchup March 7, 2022

Discord Golem

A "Discord Golem", (Or Discgo for short)

Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.

Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)

Gamer 1 : Good Morning Bro, Funny seeing you here in the Voice Chat Nice and Early. I hope you had a good sleep!
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...

by -BL January 12, 2026