Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.

That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.

by Space Turtle November 6, 2008

cracker barrel

draping one's scrotum over another's face, eyes or mouth, usually while the victim is asleep

Thatcher is asleep; somebody needs to give him a cracker barrel.

by tbone82 July 27, 2011

Cracker Monkey

A cracker monkey is a white person that looks like an ape. They have the physical features of a cracker and the facial features of a Monkey.

Look at here is she black or is she white, she definitely isn't an albino. She looks like a Cracker Monkey.

by A FUCKING MEXICAN PP_IMMIGRANT May 3, 2019

Cracker upper

Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself

Dude stop being a cracker upper!

Why?

I'm gonna pee myself!!!!

by Rayraymadden June 22, 2014

flag cracker

an immense person, extremely fat, person of enormous size, obese

she's a flag cracker, watch out that flag cracker will swallow you whole

by Ofan December 15, 2008

Cracker slam

White people orgy

"Yeah man, we went up to the cottage and had a big old cracker slam on the floor"

by Iamrequest June 1, 2016

cracker snap

A white, wannabe gangster with "little man's syndrome." They walk around with their pants saggin, swinging an arm, trying to look both tough and cool. They are neither.

Dude, I hear you almost got into it with one of Kathryn's friends the other night at her party?!

Yeah, but he was a just a cracker snap and I threw him down the stairs by his baggy Hilfigers. He didn't have the balls to come back for more.

by J-Effit December 2, 2009