Cookie Monster

When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth

Bro I went to Haley's house and did a fat cookie monster

by Bro. Haley's is lit January 12, 2021

monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them

We had sex, he had a monster hog

by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017

tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.

Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.

by rising_son July 7, 2011

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017

brisk monster

A person who loves Lipton iced brisk. they ushually smell like a dumpster fire that had onion juice poured over it. They run around screaming “That’s brisk baby” and are always impersonated with an Eric Cartman voice

Ah run the brisk monster is coming

by Sexyhotboy June 28, 2020

length monster

It is a lenghty Chilly CHesse DOg with fries on the top.

Wanna come by my house my bomie made a length monster for the both of us.

by BIg juicyboy6677 January 19, 2018

Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.

The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub

by JPKGargle October 20, 2018