speaker war

1. One when is being annoying seeing if your speakers can drown them out.

2. When somebody insists on playing crappy musing seeing if you speakers can be louder then their speakers

My roomie insisted on playing country. I won the speaker war by blasting some good ol' Zeppelin

by hebrewhammr18 January 18, 2009

yard war

A long lasting fight or great amount of tension between two or more neighbors.

Little Girl: Did you hear that the Attucks and the Benesons are having a yard war?

Little Boy: Yah

Little Girl: Adults are so weird!

by I Am Mii (Miami) January 20, 2014

war chariot

Sexual position. A varient of "doggy style" where the man holds the girls dual ponytail simulating reins of a horse. This works best with very long hair.

1. That girl has amazingly long hair! Makes me want to get my war chariot on.

2. "You war chariot with her yet?"

" her hair is too short. It ends up being more of a pony express"

3. She's got that war chariot hair going on

by kagesama April 21, 2014

war axe

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."

Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe

by zombieman132 December 14, 2013

OK war

A war in texting wear you just text OK until someone stops

" I won the OK war yesterday"

by Nerd Herd May 16, 2015

bird wars

when birds attack each other it looks stupid but it is reasonable

BIRD WARS

by Aquapig June 5, 2015

Coyote war

A social media feud, often stemming from disagreements such as how to react to Coyotes observed in a suburban neighborhood.

“Hey what’s up?” “Sorry can’t talk now, I’m in a coyote war”

by Wattle July 8, 2019