Isaiah tax

The Isaiah tax is used to steal someone’s weed with out paying them back or something in return

“Yeah unfortunately my weed got Isaiah taxed” “damn man that sucks”

by 6844ghji October 31, 2023

Taxing

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

The drill sergeant has been taxing me all day with cleaning duties.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020

trump tax

Any rise in consumer prices that can be directly attributed to President Trump’s tariffs.

I was going to buy my daughter a new doll, but the trump tax put it out of reach.

by darthgandhi May 20, 2025

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

abuse tax

A tariff we pay to the State or Federal government to recompense them for abusing us.

I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.

Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.

by Finance guy October 9, 2012

orb tax

A strange, unexpected, annoying fee or charge

This mandatory credit card fee is such an orb tax... I dont even see what it is for

by Dani2341 March 9, 2025