September 30

National pick on mosh day

hey, on September 30 we get to pick on mosh!
mosh (tomaš) is a squirrelly clown
you’re a rat, mosh (tomaš)
mosh, your parents always watch scary movies so you’ll cover your face.

by oliviab0204 September 30, 2019

september 30

It's Viviane day and hers only. Viviane could be defined as the scent of a fresh painting or as a cool pair of socks. Noice, woulsh!

It's Vivi' day! Let's get funky! Only on september 30 we can!

by SophieBackFromHell October 15, 2019

September 12

Let any boy smash you on September 12. Any co workers or kids from school have the opportunity and the girl can’t resist

It’s September 12, I have to smash you

by Josesmashurmom September 11, 2022

September 30

Be nice to your friend names Harriet day

you: hey harriet, looking snazzy
harriet: why thank you
you: i only said that because its September 30th.
harriet: oh

by September 30 September 27, 2021

September 5

September 5 is the day your crush has to ask you out.

Me- it’s september 5th
Crush- wanna go out….?

by super noodle <3 September 4, 2021

September 2

National beheaded day on some google searches

September 2 “Happy national beheaded day!”

by Chickenkiller247 November 4, 2019

september 1

the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.

dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1

by sammy04950 April 19, 2022