September 30

National pick on mosh day

hey, on September 30 we get to pick on mosh!
mosh (tomaš) is a squirrelly clown
you’re a rat, mosh (tomaš)
mosh, your parents always watch scary movies so you’ll cover your face.

by oliviab0204 September 30, 2019

September 2

National beheaded day on some google searches

September 2 “Happy national beheaded day!”

by Chickenkiller247 November 4, 2019

September 2nd

Slap tity day without getting in trouble 😈

Slap tity day on September 2nd

by The rich Kidd September 2, 2021

september 24

gertrudess's death day. may he rest in great peace.

You remember gertrudess's death on september 24?

by Adam Owens March 10, 2020

September 12

Let any boy smash you on September 12. Any co workers or kids from school have the opportunity and the girl can’t resist

It’s September 12, I have to smash you

by Josesmashurmom September 11, 2022

september 1

the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.

dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1

by sammy04950 April 19, 2022

September 5

September 5 is the day your crush has to ask you out.

Me- it’s september 5th
Crush- wanna go out….?

by super noodle <3 September 4, 2021