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Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019
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Crap Pot

Guy 1: Hey dude i got a crap pot of weed.
Guy 2: Man thats fo shizzle mai nizzle.
by kenny G. February 18, 2003
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Crap-pot!

When you go to a public toilet and go in a cubicle sometimes filthy animals leave it unflushed.

If you go into three in a row you hit the crapot!

Popular at festivals.

Also can be used to define when a gamble turns out bad.
"I've got got herpes, scabies and crabs.... I really hit the crap-pot!"
by theTosh78 June 6, 2009
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pot whore

when someone hogs all the pot!
pass that joint and stop being such a pot whore!
by loco person September 25, 2010
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pot head

a kid who smokes weed 3 times because his gf broke up with him and wants to do it more because he thinks it makes him seem cool and thinks he's a beast cuz he got eye drops from a shit rite aid
We just chilled… we're pot heads
by Tessa davis January 19, 2016
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crock pot

the best person in the whole wide world they are so nice with dark brown hair and short.
woah crock pot is lookin hella fresh today
by fettyfarmer679 May 18, 2016
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poop pot

The flipin thing u crap in dumb a**!!
by FOAMY May 5, 2005
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