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Ninja poop

When someone poops and there is no trace of poop left behind in their ass.
Jeremy after wiping his ass: Woah! There's no trace of shit in there! I just had a wicked ninja poop.
by Flubber Womp December 8, 2010
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Poop mouff

When someone's breath smells incredibly bad.
After a night a heavy drinking, I usually wake up with poop mouff.
by T-Bizzle fo shizzle January 1, 2006
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Poop Dollar

A prank or game played by placing poop on one side of a dollar, the dollar is then usually placed on the ground outside of a busy area which would have many people passing by. After that the people who made the poop dollar watch until someone picks up the poop dollar, after the poop dollar has been picked up the person who made it yells "POOP DOLLAR" and runs away as fast as they can before getting in trouble.
Boy1: "I'm fucking bored..."
Boy2: "HEY! I know what we can do!"
Boy1: "Drink cottage cheese mixed with root-beer?"
Boy2: "FUCK THAT SHIT WE'RE DOING POOP DOLLAR!"
by ac3092 April 30, 2009
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poop dick

A large penile shaft submerged in the anal crevise, wich then leads to fecal matter on the presently erectile man beef.
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poop face

1: As usual, poop face drank the last cup of coffee wihout making a new pot.

2: Poopface thinks his poop don't stink.
by Mr. Bear Man in Athabasca November 9, 2009
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poop on my cake

Similar to "Rain on my parade." but much more serious. In a parade, if it rains a little bit on part of the parade you can still enjoy the rest of it. However, if you have a HUGE cake and even a little tiny bit of poop gets on it THE ENTIRE CAKE IS RUINED. In fact if even a little bit of poop is next to a cake, the enitre cake is ruined.
"Oh man! Why must you always poop on my cake"

"I hate to poop om you cake but..."
by ztc 2329 March 8, 2010
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Youtube Poop

A Youtube poop is a video on Youtube usually lasting around 2-6 minutes, of random/humorous clips recorded off of bad games or TV shows. These include, but are not limited to, animated scenes from the Link games for the CD-I, the Super Mario World Show and the TV show Sonic the Hedgehog.

Youtube poops has now become enjoyable to people who like random funny entertainment. In fact it is so popular now, people have made websites which may include poops of some of the most famous "poopers."

Amateur poopers may make random clips that are slow a lot of the time, bizarre effects, or too much repetition. They usually state that this is their first poop to notify people to go easier on the comments.

Most poops are made with Windows Movie Maker because it's free and does what is necessary for any poop. Better poopers may use movie programs you would have to pay for, even a good quality program such as Sony Vegas to include powerful effects like putting an image in or VIV (video in video).

Popular catchphrases in Youtube poops are beginning to grow. The most popular ones would be: "Mama Luigi", "You must die", "Spaghetti", "TOAST!", "Mah boi", "Pingas", "Dinner", and many less popular ones like: "(I'll grab my) stuff!", "It burns!", "Illegal you know." and "Check out the enclosed instruction book." Though many other phrases are learned by watching lots of Youtube poops.
A Youtube poop is a video to watch when you're on drugs and bored with nothing to do. It just won't be as funny then.
by mrrhq August 26, 2008
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