Michael

A pro hacker who hacks peoples in 7th grade stem classes. He is friends with people who excel in history ans science and thinks he is the smartest mudda fucka around. He has sex around 50 times a year.

Michael your a bitch

by fuckfuckiwantsex June 10, 2020

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michael phelps hit

An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020

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Michael Keleher

Michael Keleher is the hottest guy in the whole world that can make any guy hard just from looking at him. And if a girl looks at him they instantly have a whole gallon of cum juice come out of their coooochie. The Michael Keleher is knows for packing at least 8 inches and can make a girl not able to walk for up to a week. Another really great thing about him is his delicious nipples that will make you start and stay drewling over just at the sight of them bad bois. And the last thing that cums with a Michael Keleher is how he is supper black and can say the n word with the hard R.

Hey have you seen Michael Keleher? Yeah I saw him yesterday, I’m still in a wheel chair because of him.

by Davin port hoe January 28, 2021

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